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Snifit: I REALLY LIKE QUINTESSONS A BUTTLOAD
Lysol: don't put quintessons in your butt omg
Snifit: gimme dat
Snifit: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Snifit: mmmmmmmmmmMMMMOTHERFUCKER
Snifit: GONNA GO RIGHT UP MY TUSH

megaweapon:

my computer has crashed three times today

i think it’s finally dying _(:3J L)_

….pm me your address again?

megaweapon:

I just got back from the new Star Trek film! My and my mom and my sister went to see it, Star Trek is kind of a family thing (I COME… FROM A LONG LINE OF TREKKIES…) and I wasn’t about to let a busted ankle get in my way >:V 

SLIGHT spoilers underneath the cut, I took pains to be not-specific, but hiding it even so.

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SHIT I NEED TO SEE IT

Oh they’re quite aware that they’re friendzoning, and they’re quite aware that they’re manipulating as well. The only thing they’re not aware of is why they’re acting that way. Which is a display of being fertile, reproductive ready and in heat. Now that spring/summer is here all the girls are dressed in colorful short shorts, tight lowcut bellyshirts, high heels, and make up. All that is done to enhance and exaggerate the visual quality of being hyper fertile and hyper in heat.

I JSUT VOMITED HOLY SHIT I CNA’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT

PEOPLE ACUTALLY THINK THIS??

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reddit.txt

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Women are cats? I think women are cats.

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I d… I don’t… wh-what?

marcy-kelly-dixon:

valotoxin:

the-silence-is-killing-me:

mrsdetectiveryan:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE



this makes me cry. just. all of this.

there’s just so much science all packed into this one post

Did somebody say science?

marcy-kelly-dixon:

valotoxin:

the-silence-is-killing-me:

mrsdetectiveryan:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

image

this makes me cry. just. all of this.

there’s just so much science all packed into this one post

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Did somebody say science?

megaweapon:

tillall-areone:

torilainen:

rakshar:

I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!

Bound for life to Iron Man o_o

Wrecking havoc with Thor.
THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME

went to the beach with the hulk
heheheheheh perfect

I am
best friends with Loki
oh shit

megaweapon:

tillall-areone:

torilainen:

rakshar:

I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!

Bound for life to Iron Man o_o

Wrecking havoc with Thor.

THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME

went to the beach with the hulk

heheheheheh perfect

I am

best friends with Loki

oh shit

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

crispyfishsticks:

crispysnakes:

Spitfire has arrived!  After a few months wait, she’s finally here, pretty as hell and with a ‘tude to boot!  

 

My last snakebeb is finally home!  

Goodness that is a pretty pretty snake.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

AGGRESSIVELY REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHITS EVER (⊙‿⊙✿)
megaweapon:

who let me draw a robot i can’t stop help
Whiplash in various states of de-maskification! I switched some of his helm colors around to get his face looking right. Deciding a full-body color scheme at three in the morning is
a bad idea
Also transparent, because I can’t draw backgrounds I love transparent art

I like things with no faces
the one on the riiiiight <3

megaweapon:

who let me draw a robot i can’t stop help

Whiplash in various states of de-maskification! I switched some of his helm colors around to get his face looking right. Deciding a full-body color scheme at three in the morning is

a bad idea

Also transparent, because I can’t draw backgrounds I love transparent art

I like things with no faces

the one on the riiiiight <3

wickydolly:

bosafiya:

I like how Kerrigan tries to kill Zeratul several times and half the time ends up beating the shit out of him.

And he’s STILL a total bro and helps her.

Still waiting for a Kerrigan vs Selendis fight. It needs to happen. 

He just lets her

and in the end is just all “stahp. 8V” *hand to face*

shortformblog:

politicalprof:

markcoatney:

colchrishadfield:

With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.

Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.

Honestly, this is even better than you think it will be.

Politicalprof: If NASA marketed itself this way, we’d already have colonies on Mars…

All of our astronauts should be this self-aware.

l-t-s:

assortedcointubes:

l-t-s:

assortedcointubes:

Early Species 8472 concept art by… someone. Steve Burg. Not me, obviously.

Dat ass

or what’s left of it
come to think of it do they poop
how do they poop

After a certain point in ass evolution, dat ass transcends it’s purpose as poop chute. On the one hand, dat bootiful booty. On the other hand, your crap comes out of your mouth instead. Even tradeoff, really

l-t-s:

assortedcointubes:

l-t-s:

assortedcointubes:

Early Species 8472 concept art by… someone. Steve Burg. Not me, obviously.

Dat ass

or what’s left of it

come to think of it do they poop

how do they poop

After a certain point in ass evolution, dat ass transcends it’s purpose as poop chute. On the one hand, dat bootiful booty. On the other hand, your crap comes out of your mouth instead. Even tradeoff, really